In Defense of The “Illuminati Puppet”, Lady Gaga
Disclaimer: the author has a strong bias in favor of Lady Gaga (<3) and thinks the Illuminati is kinda hot. It’s also possible that he’s a disinfo agent or what the CIA calls a “useful idiot”.
In Defense of Lady Gaga
A response to the assertions made by VigilantCitizen
In some circles, jokes about Lady Gaga are more often about her affiliation with the Illuminati and/or the possibilities of her being a reptilian mind control slave than her possibly having male genitalia. Perhaps, also, she is the Whore of Babylon or Crowley’s “Scarlet Woman”, or maybe she’s actually Kali. With these possibilities in mind, I’ll take a look at the various claims that Mr. Vigilant Citizen (who, incidentally has an esoterically significant name – more on that later, perhaps) makes in his various pages about her.
You can read all of those here, which I suggest you do first, or else nothing else will make sense:
Lady Gaga, The Illuminati Puppet
Lady Gaga, the Illuminati Puppet – Part 2
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance – The Occult Meaning
I don’t know if the above author has an obsession with Lady Gaga, but I know I do.
Honestly, how can you not love that? Alright, whatever, let’s get down to business.
His first claim is perhaps the most telling, and what it indicates determines the mood for the rest of the articles:
The symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga is so blatant that one might wonder if it’s all a sick joke. Illuminati symbolism is becoming so clear that analyses like this one becomes a simple exercise of pointing out the obvious. Her whole persona (whether its an act or not) is a tribute to mind control, where being vacuous, incoherent and absent minded becomes a fashionable thing.
Protip: It is all a joke, although whether or not its sick is up for debate. Lighten up man, just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s some terrible Monster out to get you. Laugh along with the cosmic giggle, or get off the World Stage. Let’s continue.
What do you mean by “mind control”? I suggest you research “project MK Ultra” to get a little background information on the subject. Here’s a quick overview taken from the surprisingly accurate Wikipedia:
Whoa, whoa. Why even bring that up, when there are so many far older and more effective methods of mind control? For instance: school, religion, work, government, culture in general – which I think Lady Gaga is meta-commenting.
THE WITNESS: Nothing. I believe it is called an American education.
Now, I’m not disputing MK-ultra or the fact that the CIA as well as all kinds of various weird groups practice mind control…and possibly far more sinister acts, like eating gold. The pharaohs were doing it, you know, back when mushrooms grew everywhere and we were all Children of the Light. But nevermind.
Next, Mr. Citizen claims that a butterfly-laden outfit that Lady Gaga wore contained symoblism alluding to CIA mind control project “Monarch”.
During their reeducation, subjects are said to be exposed to numerous symbols such as trees, spider webs, masks, mazes, butterflies, etc. They are also shown movies which contain specific symbols (or “triggers”) such as The Wizard of Oz and many Disney Movies. The same way those subjects are brainwashed and reeducated, mass media conducts a large scale mind control project, which starts at birth with Disney movies and continues with Hollywood flicks and music videos.
What? Really? It couldn’t just be that, say, Lady Gaga is a girl and fucking likes butterflies? I don’t know, it might be too far out there, but hey, I kinda like butterflies, too. It must be because I watch Disney movies, but fuck it, at least I’m not a jew.
I fucking loved that movie.
Next he says,
OMG! What does this crazy stuff has to do with Lady Gaga? I luv her!!
Hey, you know what? Fuck you, buddy. Great way to set up a strawman argument.
This guy used to give me nightmares.
Besides being a logical fallacy and just an incredibly poor way of arguing anything, it frankly is quite telling of yr character. Obviously, people that listen to Lady Gaga, people that are themselves under the sway of mind control, are stupid sheep, incapable of original or creative thought. This is because she is an Illuminati puppet, and she is an Illuminati puppet because her listeners are stupid sheep!!11
Alright, what else does this guy try to argue…?
Gaga is a term that immediately refers to absent mindedness. Here are some synonyms taken from a thesaurus:
Given to lighthearted silliness: empty-headed, featherbrained, flighty, frivolous, frothy, giddy, harebrained, lighthearted, scatterbrained, silly. Slang birdbrained, dizzy. Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness: brainsick, crazy, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong.
Never mind that by referring to such things as “insanity” (which is, remember, a legal and not a medical term) or mania, mental illness, etc, is to continue to support another Heavy and Fucked up part of the Establishment. Mainstream psychiatry is fraught with some of the worst crimes I’ve seen. Yeah, forget all about it: you’re schizophrenic, not a shaman. I do wonder though, has Mr. Citizen ever felt giddy, himself? Because personally, I’m giggling like a prepubescent school girl.
Awwwwwright.
NEXT
Her logo is pretty revealing and particularly fitting. Its a headless female body with a bolt of lightning going through her and exiting her genitalia. There is once again a focus on the lack of conscious thought by the singer. The body looks like the weird headless mannequins you find at clothing stores. The bolt of lightning implies that her thoughtless body has been “charged” with a force that gives it life (interesting note: trauma-based mind control is often induced using electro-shock treatments).
Lightning bolts can mean many things esoterically, it does not necessarily mean “the lack of conscious thought by the singer”. This sounds to me like some old-school distrust of the weird-female-side of man, Jung’s Anima, of left-handed people, homosexuals, and anybody weird. I wonder, is Citizen insinuating that Lady Gaga is not capable of conscious thought? Or has she just forsaken it?
Well, I’m not sure if my source here is credible (but what the hell, were you expecting that?), but if Lady Gaga wrote this essay, I think it’s safe to say that she’s either capable of conscious thought or paid someone to write it for her using glitter.
Glitter!
Given this, I’m going to assume that the general assertion is that Lady Gaga sold her soul to the devil (who in turn controls the Illuminati) to make it in the music business, right? That story is older than old.
Damnit, not more Disney. plz dont #34 =(
Man, this is a really terrible article. Whatever. The bar wasn’t exactly set that high. Anyway,
You only need to look at a couple of Lady Gaga pictures or videos to notice that she is constantly hiding one of her eyes. Most people will simply interpret this as ”a cool thing to do” or a “fashion statement”. Those who have passed the 101 of Illuminati symbolism know that the All-Seeing Eye is probably its most recognizable symbol. The gesture of hiding one eye, usually the left one, goes way back in occult orders. Here’s an explanation of the origin of the Eye of Horus.
Really? Illuminati Symbolism 101? Where do they teach that one, the Hateful Christians for the Old World Order University?
Also, where is this connection of “Illuminati -> every occult order in existence” coming from, exactly? I’ve got a pretty good idea, but I’m willing to play Novice here. I mean, the Bavarian Illuminati hasn’t been around that long, and that is what most people are talking about when they refer to the Illuminati, right…?
Okay, so to support this statement he posts various pictures of the Beautiful & Dirty Rich Lady Gaga doing various poses with her eye. None of which really indicate the all seeing eye at the top of the pyramid.
Master Theroin, patron saint of &HE.
Right so, continuing…more nonsense…then some lame points about the Paparazzi video (really, mickey mouse clothes? I was thinking more “queen bee”, but whatever. I thought the end of Mass Effect was about a giant insect made out of Salvia.)
ON to part II!
PART TWO. EVEN MORE GAGA.
Let’s get straight to it:
My first article on Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta called “Lady Gaga, the Illuminati Puppet“ generated a great deal of interest and controversy. It got featured on many websites and I was deemed either a “genius” or “batshit crazy” depending on the point of view.
Oh, come on, don’t flatter yourself man. It’s embarrassing. Really? Genius or bathshit insane? I’d have to go with “mildly paranoid, probably due to an excess of dopamine in his limbic system resulting in a denial of his low-grade schizophrenia”. Or maybe it’s just Lupus.
It’s never lupus.
But to those who have background knowledge and who have researched these topics (a small minority), I was simply stating the obvious.
I must kindly disagree, Mr. Citizen. Not everyone does, or should think in strictly one manner – especially on such fringe topics. You’re saying one thing but doing another.
In my articles on Lady Gaga and the 2009 VMAs, I’ve identified the use and display of elements taken from Masonic symbolism. If my previous claims were considered inconclusive or “grasping at straws” by some, I wonder if they’ll remain skeptical of the presence of Masonic symbolism in pop culture after seeing this set of photos, taken INSIDE A MASONIC LODGE,
Yeah, that doesn’t really look like a Masonic Lodge to me, it looks like a Disco version of the Patheon. Whatever.
Gaga is standing between both pillars, wearing Hello Kitty shoes, occultly referring to mind control programming (innocence, childhood, re-education, etc). Her eyes are closed but she has wide-open eyes painted on her eyelids, which is very symbolic: her eyes seem open but they are still wide shut.
No way man, Hello Kitty is referring to the mind control program called Toxoplasma fuckin’ Gondii. Each of our assertions is equally valid.
In the movie, Maria, a girl from the working class, is “chosen” by the elite to give her likeness to a mind-controlled robot in order to confuse the masses. There is a dichotomy between the real and the false Maria that is also found in Gaga’s latest offering called Fame Monster.
Ooh. Life imitating art imitiating life imitating art imit- oh fuck it. Awesome. This is all adding up to say that Lady Gaga has actually put conscious thought behind her image, and is portraying it in an accurate & satirical manner (all while being marvelous).
In the above image, Gaga’s hairstyle is extremely similar to the robot Maria seen here:
No, sorry, they look nothing alike and their body language are polar opposites. If they are each sending an encoded Illuminati message, they’re two contradictory ones.
The false Lady Gaga is opposed to the real, natural and apparently unhappy Lady Gaga.
Wow dude, get a fucking clue, baby.She’s not sad, she’s Goth as fuck. Yah. Lady Gaga has obvious gothic music & fashion roots, which itself is a genre rife with all sorts of occult nonsense. z0mg! What could it all mean?
Whether she is commenting on the mind control phenomenon in mass media or simply a victim of it is still hard to determine but one thing is for sure: the symbolism is there and that’s the goal of the article.
Dude, what? Your goal was to string together a bunch of possibly related symbols? That sounds like…writing. More meta-commentary? Damn, I think I pulled a hipster muscle with the strain of all this not-irony.
Lady Gaga is an artist. They deal in symbols. That’s the point. The systems of control don’t need Lady Gaga to control your mind, you’re already conditioned and loaded down with preconceptions to the point of sinking in your own filth.
There is an obvious media campaign pushing these elements into pop culture. What should we do about it? MTV says: Just dance.
Say “no” to dancing, Kids!
Alright, that’s enough for now. I’ll cover his analysis of “Bad Romance” in a day or two, as well as cover anything else that pops up…like little children committing suicide because Gaga told them to.
-nihilizo
(ps ilu lady gaga)